How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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