He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
There are leaves in my underwear?
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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