Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Randomize
