well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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