i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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