I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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