I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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