You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
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