But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
I think people are normalizing furries
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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