Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
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