woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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