dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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