oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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