I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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