im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I think people are normalizing furries
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
Randomize
