I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
Randomize
