we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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