well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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