Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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