i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
Randomize
