the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
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