i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
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