My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
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