But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
I think a kid would responsible me up
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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