so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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