I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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