Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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