Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
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