I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
Randomize
