: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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