And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
Randomize
