if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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