Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
my being single is dangerous.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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