What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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