Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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