I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
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