oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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