Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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