Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
My friends, they love my intelligence
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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