i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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