oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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