I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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