epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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