I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
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