i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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