Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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