My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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