I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
either way he was missing a nipple.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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