"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Sext me about skeletons
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
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