so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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