Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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