If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
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