i don't like sucking hair
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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