I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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