everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
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