we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
You're a waste of cheezeits
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
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