im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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