he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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