she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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