I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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